Favorite Chocolate Quotes

Love & Chocolate Quotes

It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man….Miranda Ingram

Forget love…I’d rather fall in chocolate!….Anonymous

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt….Charles Schulz

A little chocolate is like a love affair; an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage; it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk….Linda Solegato

Humorous Chocolate Quotes

The 12 step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate….Terry Moore

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate….Katherine Hepburn

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate….Linda Grayson

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now….Anonymous

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies….John Q. Tullius

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles….Anonymous

I never met a chocolate I didn’t like….Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation

My favorite thing in the world is a box of European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex….Alica Silverstone

I owe it all to chocolate doughnuts….John Belushi

Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate….Patrick Skene Catling

Any sane person loves chocolate….Bob Greene

God gave angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate….Anonymous

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of those pieces….Judith Viorst

Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need….Jasmine Heiler

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays….Anonymous

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put “eat chocolate”. Now, you’ll get at least once thing done today….Gina Hayes

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M;’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already….Dave Barry

Chocolate Quotes From Chocolatiers

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is the permanent thing…Milton Hershey

Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers….Benneville Strohecker, chocolatier

Chocolate Quotes from Historical Figures

The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain….Thomas Jefferson

The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits man to walk for a whole day without food….Hernando Cortes, 1519

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go….Truman Capote

The Spanish ladies of the New World are madly addicted to chocolate, to such a point that, not content to drink it several times each day, they even have it served to them in church….Jean-Antheleme Brillat-Savarin, 1825

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested…that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work….Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital see, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine…Geronimo Piperni quoted by Antonio Lavedan, Spanish army surgeon, 1796

Movie and Television Chocolate Quotes

Life is like a box of chocolates…You never know what you’re gonna get….Forest Gump

Nothing is more romantic than chocolate….Ted Allen in Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate…John Milton in The Devil’s Advocate

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